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Does teen lesbianism kill?

In the past week:

Webcomic 1: "Mom, I want you to meet my girlfriend."
*hospitalized mom dies*

Webcomic 2, before home-alone date: "Pet rat who totally isn't around 3-4 years old, does this outfit look hot?"
*opens door to girlfriend, sobbing*

Not that we know yet the rat keeled over, maybe she got a cold in the past half hour or has been cutting onions. I'm just feeling righteously annoyed at cheap drama tricks and am willing to risk jumping the gun.

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shinmatsuz
Jun. 19th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)
Nah, it's that vaginas kill, and mentioning lesbianism put her over the lethal dose of cunt.
mindstalk
Jun. 19th, 2011 04:18 am (UTC)
You, sir, win a shiny No-Prize. Also, a No-Taste-Prize.
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